Queen Helter of Skelter
I am amazingness incarnate. I exist only to rule the Kingdom of Spectaculosity and to make the world a totally magnificent place. Basking in the glow of my sheer fabulousness has been known to cause random implosions, nosebleeds and fainting. Do not bask on an empty stomach or while operating heavy machinery.
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STORIES BY CRYSTAL LYNN HILBERT
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the memory: Labyrinth's report
8:23pm, 13th April 2012
Oooooooooh the 80’s !
There were so awesome !
There were so cheesy !
Ok let’s begin.
Toby, you fucking annoying baby.
The “hands” scene, oh my god, awesome ! Also the stair’s scene!
Oh god the music ! It’s so addicted ! MAGIC DANCE !
Sarah, can I have your clothes, room, and…
YES TO ALL OF THIS!
YOU REACTED EXACTLY RIGHT, I WANT TO HUG YOU SO BAD RIGHT NOW!
Sarah/Jareth = me shipping UST before I was ten years old. Just saying.
And the muppets are freakin scary. Awesome and cute as, but scary.
COME HERE BBY *HUGS*
OH ! AND THE MASQUERADE BALL
CAN I HAVE ONE !?
HER DRESS ! HNNNG FEELINGS !
It was obvious, the first time Jareth looked at her “Hey hot stuff, I like you. Now look at my gorgeous eyes and fall in luv”
That bitch knows how to flirt.
I’VE WANTED THAT DRESS FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER!
I looked for one like it for prom. Then realised it wasn’t the 80s, and no one would get it.
I’ve wanted to go to a masquerade for-ev-er, but guess what? THEY NEVER FREAKIN HAPPEN!
Jareth/Sarah: perfect OTP. There’s enough sexual tension there to sink a goddamn warship. And there is some completely epic fic out there for them, b/c it’s been around longer than the goddamn internet.
I shall get that dress for my wedding, IT’S THE ONE ! Also her hair, with those diamonds, so freaking beautiful.
Someday my child, you’ll go to a masquerade!
Oh bby, JarethxSarah the ancient internet OTP ! Pfft, she’s 15, and he…wtv, IT’S AWESOME! It’s love!
Well, most fic ages her up a little. He comes back when she’s legal.
It’s usually phrased more romanticfully than that, as well.
Not to butt in or anything, but if you want fic, I can totally hook you up. I used to write a bunch for Labyrinth. All fluff, too. Here’s my favorite thing I wrote.
Don’t mind me. Dumdedumdumdum.
#just your friendly neighborhood pusher here kids