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I am amazingness incarnate. I exist only to rule the Kingdom of Spectaculosity and to make the world a totally magnificent place. Basking in the glow of my sheer fabulousness has been known to cause random implosions, nosebleeds and fainting. Do not bask on an empty stomach or while operating heavy machinery.

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queertodaygonetomorrow:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

aeducanprincess:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i’ll never get why some people are offended by tattoos im just trying to understand how you could see a flower on someones arm and think WOW I’M REALLY ANGRY AND DISTURBED 

I don’t know if this person can do job they have flower on arm and I am worry

The only, ONLY time I have ever understood this is at the place I work.

I work with kids with a variety of physical and intellectual disabilities. Many of them just don’t understand tattoos and often find people with tattoos scary (from their POV it’s like “why is his arm the wrong color? Is it really an arm? Oh god, if it’s not an arm, what is it? Don’t let it touch me!” but on an instinctual level).

Or also, some kids with sensory processing differences find they literally cannot look away from the tattoo. The tattoo becomes the only thing they can see. They’ll sit there and watch that tattoo for as long as the tattoo is there to watch. Their eyes just get stuck on this random patch of color.

So yeah, for kids with disabilities like this, I understand the cover-your-tattoo rule.

Literally every other job has no excuse. What, I can’t work a computer/phone/register because I’ve had a picture painted on my skin? In what world does that make sense?

(Source: averagefairy, via dickenchippers)

collababortion:

acmesalesrep:

lnthefade:

So there’s this.

How is this not a crime? Obstruction of justice? Tampering? Hell, a violation of Son of Sam laws?
Burn the whole damned city down, starting with City Hall and the police station.

It’s a conflict of interest, at bare fucking minimum, and he should be forced to recuse himself.

porpentine:

one of my favorite things is how people talk to themselves in tumblr tags, taking this space designed for metadata classification and using it as a form of parenthetical speech. those grey little tags feel so cozy, a whispered dimension to the flat communication of the net

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kingdomoftheballerino:

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