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Queen Helter of Skelter


I am amazingness incarnate. I exist only to rule the Kingdom of Spectaculosity and to make the world a totally magnificent place. Basking in the glow of my sheer fabulousness has been known to cause random implosions, nosebleeds and fainting. Do not bask on an empty stomach or while operating heavy machinery.

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swarnpert:

swarnpert:

new aesthetic: radiationpunk

  • abandoned and destroyed buildings
  • rusted radiation and fallout shelter signs
  • gas masks
  • bomb sirens
  • informative posters on what to do if nuclear bombs start falling, what to do if you get radiation poisoning, etc.
  • non-perishable food items
  • atomic bombs and mushroom clouds
  • geiger counter noise

(via thehellaradgatsby)

Anybody have any novel-length fanfic recs?

I’ll read just about any fandom, whether I know it or not. Any genre. Well-written female characters definitely appreciated.

Tagged by johdila

You can tell a lot about someone by the music they listen to. Hit shuffle on your iPod/iPhone/iTunes/media player and write down the first 10 songs. Then pass this onto 10 people.

1. Bastards on Parade — Dropkick Murphys
2. Only if For a Night — Florence and the Machine
3. Tango Till Their Sore — Tom Waits
4. Man of Another Woman — Yael Naim
5. Song in this Book — Jane Austin Argument
6. A Thousand Years — Christina Perry
7. We are Gods! We Are Wolves! — Le Loup
8. Seven Devils — Florence and the Machine
9. Strangers When We Meet — David Bowie
10. Dear Friend — Meghan Tonjes

Tagging: dainesanddaffodils,thehellaradgatsby, bemusedlybespectacled, neverfaltered, bearholdingashark, squidpixie, benjibreak, chocochipbiscuit, and whoever else wants to.

My poor librarians

mumblingsage:

cyprith:

They already look at me like scared little field mice when I pick up my orders. And now I’ve discovered some books I need on Inter Library Loans. ILL is a borrow-from-the-whole-state library program. Like normal out-of-library book orders, only for these you have to go in and order your books in person.

The books I’ll be ordering? Well, let’s see…

Dying for the Gods: Human Sacrifice in Iron Age Roman Europe

The Magical Universe: Everyday Ritual and Magic in Pre-Modern Europe

Runic Amulets and Magic Objects

Medicinal Cannibalism in Early Modern English Literature and Culture

…If it helps, I promise I’m harmless?

For what its worth, I have a sudden intense desire to read all of the above. 

I am not friends with today. Today sucks.

I don’t even know what to do about it, either.

dainesanddaffodils:

Hi, fandom. My au wasn’t cooperating today.

So instead you all get a fluffy in-universe drabble. 

(also found on AO3)

A Kiss of True Love

She kissed Diaval after Aurora’s coronation.

They’d flown together, the first time she’d flown for pure enjoyment in over sixteen years, and only after the sun had set and both were exhausted did they land. She had transformed him upon landing. It was a habit developed in the later years of his serving her; when she didn’t need him to fly, he was a man. He didn’t seem to mind, and Maleficent knew from experience that if he did mind, he would have let her know.

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Oh, gorgeous. <3 I feel all a’cuddle.

I can&#8217;t see much from the picture, but this sort of looks like Pittsburgh? In which case, I think she&#8217;s probably going to the zombie hunt thing that Pitt U. sometimes does. (Or, at least, last time I was aware of it, it was happening on Pitt campus? It may be unrelated.)
Anyway, some people dress up as zombies. Other people are zombie hunters with water guns. They spend an afternoon playing grown-up tag with face paint. Very fun. Obviously, this woman has come prepared to win.
Professor Lyall looked modestly proud. “I am considered a bit of an expert on the procreative practices of Ovis orientalis aries.”

“Sheep?”

“Sheep.”

“Sheep!” Madame Lefoux’s voice came over suddenly high, as though she were suppressing an inclination to giggle.

“Yes, as in baaaa.” Professor Lyall frowned. Sheep were a serious business, and he failed to see the source of Madame Lefoux’s amusement.

“Let me understand this correctly. You are a werewolf with a keen interest in sheep breeding?”
Blameless, Gail Carriger, p. 46-7 (via woolseypack)

I’VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS SERIES BUT I LOOKED IT UP JUST NOW AND IT’S EVERYTHING I’VE EVER WANTED OMG I AM SO EXCITED AMAZON SHIP QUICKLY.

(Source: myprivatelibrary, via knitmeapony)

My poor librarians

They already look at me like scared little field mice when I pick up my orders. And now I’ve discovered some books I need on Inter Library Loans. ILL is a borrow-from-the-whole-state library program. Like normal out-of-library book orders, only for these you have to go in and order your books in person.

The books I’ll be ordering? Well, let’s see…

Dying for the Gods: Human Sacrifice in Iron Age Roman Europe

The Magical Universe: Everyday Ritual and Magic in Pre-Modern Europe

Runic Amulets and Magic Objects

Medicinal Cannibalism in Early Modern English Literature and Culture

…If it helps, I promise I’m harmless?

iguessijustlikelikingthings:

[glasses cleaning intensifies]