dickenchippers:

dickenchippers:

cyprith:

How do you even advertise some of these commercial casting roles? Like, what do you write?

Wanted: One middle age man to stare soulfully into sunset.

Or is it more like:

“Yes, hello? Ms. Agent, would your client be willing to stare soulfully into the…

Spencer is basically a pimp now, it’s true. Much of his job involves sending scantily-clad women to different locations to sell men things.

I knew it.

dickenchippers:

cyprith:

How do you even advertise some of these commercial casting roles? Like, what do you write?

Wanted: One middle age man to stare soulfully into sunset.

Or is it more like:

“Yes, hello? Ms. Agent, would your client be willing to stare soulfully into the sunset? We need him for a commercial about paper towels.”

Spencer works at a talent agency atm, and from I’ve been able to ascertain, it’s more like, “Hello, Agent, I need to set up a casting for a middle-aged white man. We need him to wear a plaid shirt, size medium. And we needed him yesterday so what the fuck. Now I’m going to ignore all of your emails.”

Also, the price is set by the agency. I think Spencer’s models get a set hourly rate unless the images/commercial/whatever is going to be used for years, they have a special fee for that.

This is fantastic. Also, the phrase “Spencer’s models” has me giggling because now I just sort of picture him in a leopard-print robe, lounging around demanding to know where his models are. You will never convince me now that this is not how he spends his day job.

Women Contributed Only 8.8% to May/June Issue of Fantasy and Science Fiction Magazine

If you were interested in my post on the only 8.8% female contribution in the latest issue of Fantasy and Science Fiction Magazine, there’s a very interesting conversation going on about it over at Absolute Write Water Cooler, and now (with more numbers) also at James Nicoll’s livejournal.

I’d really like it if everybody interested could weigh in, or at least pass these links on. I think the more often we barrage people with the gender discrepancy in fantasy and science fiction as a genre—and the more often we back it up with hard numbers—the more likely it is the internet will listen.

If you’d like Fantasy and Science Fiction magazine itself to listen, their contact page is right here: Contact F&SF Magazine

I’ve seen internet pressure get stuff done before. Right now, I’d love just to pressure F&SF into commenting on this.

How do you even advertise some of these commercial casting roles? Like, what do you write?

Wanted: One middle age man to stare soulfully into sunset.

Or is it more like:

“Yes, hello? Ms. Agent, would your client be willing to stare soulfully into the sunset? We need him for a commercial about paper towels.”

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earl-grey-girl:

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So yeah, I’ve seen a lot of people who don’t have 3DSes that really want one after E3, so here’s another chance to get one!
If you win, you’ll get a brand new 3DS in whatever color you want, plus a copy of Animal Crossing: New Leaf~ (or whatever game you’d like if you’re not a fan)
Reblog as many times as you’d like 
Likes count!
And you don’t have to follow unless you want to 
No giveaway blogs please
Shipping will be covered, you don’t have to worry about that
Ends June 25th!

earl-grey-girl:

HEY LOOK A GIVEAWAY

So yeah, I’ve seen a lot of people who don’t have 3DSes that really want one after E3, so here’s another chance to get one!

If you win, you’ll get a brand new 3DS in whatever color you want, plus a copy of Animal Crossing: New Leaf~ (or whatever game you’d like if you’re not a fan)

  • Reblog as many times as you’d like 
  • Likes count!
  • And you don’t have to follow unless you want to 
  • No giveaway blogs please
  • Shipping will be covered, you don’t have to worry about that
  • Ends June 25th!

(via meghantonjes)

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burdge:

chirart:

oh.

stares at what Frozen could have been. silently puts a hand on a glass divide between myself and my dreams, forever separated, forever lost.

and i was so hopeful for this one. 

Wow. More white people. How innovative. Because we don’t have enough of those.

(via shitarianasays)

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saathi1013:

knitmeapony:

songsofwolves:

Mads Mikkelsen by Patrizio Di Renzo

I am not attracted to him as Hannibal, but this photoshoot does something to me.

Cosigned.

I looked at these for a long time—especially the one where he wears armor with squared shoulders—thinking why does he look so damn familiar.

And then it hit me.

Charon from Fallout 3.

With skin.

Holy shit.

I have the dismaying feeling it’s boilerplate. We could always all write letters. We could do an Andy Dufrense.

I did the next best thing. I took my math to the Abslolute Write Water Cooler. If they aren’t upset by it, I don’t know who will be.

Fantasy & Science Fiction Magazine’s Response to only 8.8% women in latest mag
Thanks for your valuable feedback.  I’ll make sure our editors see it.

   Sincerely,
 
 
 
Andrew Grossman
  Circulation Manager

This is nice. Or it’s boilerplate. Either way, I’m not yet convinced the editors will ever see my “valuable feedback.”

We’ll see.

Lady Author Recommendations

Accio-Firewhiskey asked me for a list of female authors I like. Here’s what I can think of off the top of my head. I know I’m forgetting quite a few ladies on this list; I’ll add to it as I remember. But these are my keep-in-the-bed-shelf besties:

Octavia Butler
Alex Dally Macfarlane
Rachel Swirsky
Ursula K. Le Guin
Robin McKinley
Diana Wynne Jones
Diane Duane
Patrica C. Wrede
Patrica A. McKillip
Margaret Atwood
Mercedes Lackey
Joanne Harris
Barbra Hambly
Tannith Lee
Andre Norton
Kate Griffin
Karen Marie Moening
Chelsea Quinn Yarbro
Jennifer Crusie (if you have a weakness for actually pretty good Harlequins. Sometimes problematic, but I still love her.)